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Weapon Shop 1.5by *aun61
God's DictionaryExtreme sports: God's way of cleaning the Gene PoolGod's Dictionary
STD's: God's way of saying "Keep it in your pants, you retard"
Natural Disasters: God's way of showing that he, too, hates weathermen
The Stock Market: God's way of proving that what goes up, must come down
Senility: God's way of making old age interesting
Computers: God’s way of making the weak strong and little kids available to creepy old men.
Martha Stewart: God’s way of showing that we should never trust anyone that colour-coordinated
by ~failurepoet
The Art of SarcasmQ) Did that hurt?The Art of Sarcasm
A) No, I was born without nerve endings.
A) Did it hurt when they removed your brain??
A) Yes, but my life is pain...
A) My childhood prepared me for pain.
A) I don't remember, I was too busy screaming.
A) Only for the first hour, then I got so delirious I didn't feel a thing!
A) This conversation is far more painful.
Q) Sorry!
A) You will be.
Q) What time is it?
A) Time you got a watch.
Q) How was school? &n
by ~LordOfTheGeeks
The Story of Harry PooterHarry Pooter and the Supery Glowy Thing By: Nellie and ChesterThe Story of Harry Pooter
Okay, so once upon a time, there was some little fellow named Harry. It’s WEIRD that he’d be named that, seeing that he isn’t sorta as hairy as you’d think he’d be with a name like that. Anyways, he spent his days living in a shoe… in a zoo! With his only living relatives, who were really mean zoo janitors! Wait, no, they were car salesmen! NO! They were NEWS ANCHORMEN! (dun dun dunnn)
Harry always had something weird about him though, a strange mark that would never go away… that was his HUGE-MONGOUS AFRO! Nobody knew how it got there… or WHY
by *spookydoom
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- Current Residence: Indiana, Jones
- Interests: Interesting things.
- Favourite band or musician: Queen / Brian May
- Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
- Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchet
- Operating System: Windows Vista
- MP3 player of choice: Sony Lyra
- Wallpaper of choice: AT-AT widescreen wallpaper
- Favourite game: Neverwinter Nights
- Favourite gaming platform: PC
- Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
- Personal Quote: "I have this game called Quark. It's like Quake, but it's on Noah's Ark."
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By the by, did you want me submitting DSMT (DS mails toon) here?
Ok, see you around you crazy heathen!
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I AM HERE.
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I have this game called Quark. It's like Quake, but it's on Noah's Ark. It's graphics are contemporary and photo realistic. Instead of fragging people, you frug them, which stands for, "free hugging"!
I've been on DA for awhile, and I'd really like it if you commented on my page. Any way, I find Casseh's work to be very good.
See you around,
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"What exactly is a 'hung' and how do you 'tang' it?"
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Two rules.
- Keep it PG.
- FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE, NO POETRY. I WILL NEVER EVER DO A SINGLE POETIC THING UNLESS I'M MAKING FUN OF POETRY, SO DON'T TORMENT ME.
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I have this game called Quark. It's like Quake, but it's on Noah's Ark. It's graphics are contemporary and photo realistic. Instead of fragging people, you frug them, which stands for, "free hugging"!
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